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dysphoriaposting:

savedgame:

tiktok: pov Im your soft dom demon boyfriend and I give you hard dirty s3cks with my 🐓 😈😈

Twitter: pussy from a middle aged woman who smells like cigars and works the deep frier at arbys 😵

Tumblr: have you ever contemplated the eroticism of the pool filter taking in so much chlorine and getting covered in muck and bugs and scum it’s so hot and bothered just begging for more pool toys…

OP 100% posted this so they could get that last thought out and girl, that is so valid

that’s not true im a normal human girl and I find humans hot and when I see bugs and slime my dick stay soft

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pitbullsoverload:
“Don’t ask me what she is doing
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pitbullsoverload:

Don’t ask me what she is doing


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adhsea:

squeeful:

haltraveler:

kesonafyren:

sanctferum:

ironychan:

ironychan:

TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

Imagine being one of only twelve guys ever to have the honour of walking on the moon and then when you get there you’re allergic to it.

NASA scientist: you’re back early

Jack Schmidt: moon’s an allergen

NASA scientist: …what?

Jack Schmidt, loading an epipen and climbing back into the shuttle: moon’s an allergen

if one in twelve humans who have been on the moon was allergic to moon dust, that’s either a one-in-a-million chance or a VERY common allergy

The fact that it’s such a statistically useless sample is DEFINITELY driving a handful of very specialized scientists absolutely crazy

oh this one i know! he’s not actually allergic and he’s not a statistical outlier. all twelve astronauts reported symptoms after stepping on the moon because lunar soil is fucking nasty to human (and presumably most complex life) biology. moon dust is like inhaling asbestos. it’s very fine, chemically reactive, and will hang around in your lungs for months, like a shitty inhaled cloud of glass. which, as it’s mostly silicon, it kind of is. glass powder that is ripping up your airways and possibly your dna. see again: like asbestos

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febo-asoma ironychan

obligatorymorningfart:

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comic about the principal’s office

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whetstonefires:

I do have a piece of writing advice, actually.

See, the first time I grew parsnips, I fucked it up good. I hadn’t seen parsnips sprouting before, right, and in my eagerness I was keeping a close eye on the row. And every time I saw some intruding grass coming up, I twitched it right out, and went back to anticipating the germination of my parsnips.

But it turns out parsnips take a bit longer than anything else I’d ever grown to distinguish themselves visually. It’s just the two little split leaves, almost identical to a newly seeded bit of kentucky bluegrass when they first come up, and they take a good bit to establish themselves and spread out flat before the main stem with its first distinctive scallopy leaf gets going.

I didn’t get any parsnips, not that year, because I’d weeded them all out as soon as they showed their faces, with my ‘ugh no that’s grass’ twitchy horticulture finger.

The next year, having in retrospect come to suspect what had happened, I left the row alone and didn’t weed anything until all the sprouts coming up had all had a bit to set in and show their colors, and I’ve grown lots of parsnips since. They’re kind of a slow crop, not a huge return, but I like them and watching them grow and digging them up, and their papery little seeds in the second year, if you don’t harvest one either on purpose or because you misjudged the frost, so it’s worth it.

Anyway, whenever I see someone stuck and struggling with their writing who’s gotten into that frustration loop of typing a few words, rejecting them, backspacing, and starting again, I find myself thinking, you gotta stop weeding your parsnips, man.

febo-asoma whetstonefires

vhsdruid:

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supergameboytwo:

puyopuyo:

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oddarette:
“Forget-Me-Not Pill
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oddarette:

Forget-Me-Not Pill


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jakewhyman:
“Iconic Duo.
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jakewhyman:

Iconic Duo.


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